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So here's todays:
Two men named Slurp and Gulp went into a bar. They ordered the same exact drink. The next day, Slurp was dead and Gulp wasn't. Why?
7 comments:
Gulp had a higher tolerance to alcohol.
Gulp didn't drink it.
Slurp got hit by a train on the way home.
I don't know, but I'm first to guess!
haha no no and no
good try though!
Hmm...
They ordered nothing, and one of them was severely dehydrated?
They ordered ice cubes?
I'm thinking The Princess Bride... Slurp had an immunity to poison? But why would they order poison...
They ordered the nectar of the gods and only Gulp was a god?
Slurp was a ghost?
Ugh, I can't think of anything else.
I'm awful at these...
This one is hard. Maybe Gulp drank both of their drinks or Slurp didn't drink his.
My braaaaaaaaain, it hurts from thinking too hard.
I fail at these things.
ahahaha! i KNOW this!
the poison was in ice cupes in the drink.
since gulp GULPED his, the ice cubes didnt melt
so he didnt get any poison.
but SLURP slurps his drink
and the ice cubes had time to melt
so he got poison:)
BAM!:D
Gulp killed Slurp. I have an odd mind.
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