Any boy, if you are reading this, I ask you this simple question, "Why do you feel the need to be a perpetual asshole?" Its a very easy question to a very complicated matter. I have two brothers and they aren't like the boys I know! One, the 16 year old, is mature and caring. He has a girlfriend. My little brother is a wise ass and a show-off. He, on the other hand, does not have a girlfriend. Older bro is smart and actually cares about his schoolwork, while little bro is forgetful and never reads or does his homework. Hmm, I see a pattern.
Why do boys feel like they need to act like they are the best thing ever to happen on this planet? Because, obivously they aren't. And they never will be. So whats the huge fuss? The womanly world may never know..
So here is a chart explaining the situations of some of the men of my life. *These are all fake names.*
Situation: Eddie- Funny guy that shows off all the time. Gets straight D's. Treats girls like crap.
Hence: He gets no girls. He has a ton of guy friends! But no girls..
Situation: Frank- Sweet guy. At least respects and is friends with girls. Friendly. Smart. Athletic.
Hence: He gets girls. He could have anyone he wanted.
Wow. How hard is it to understand that? Really? Its simple.